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Men in Black 3 movie review: black to the future

To inject some energy into a franchise that ran out of gas a decade ago, dribbling whatever it had left onto the asphalt of asinine ancillary-reaping mega fare in the woebegone Men in Black 2 (2002), Men in Black 3 — the sequel nobody asked for, wanted or expected — arrives as an unofficial Back to the Future hybrid.

Sadly, Marty and the DeLorean are not featured prominently in this zany third tilt from director Barry Sonnenfeld, nor indeed featured at all. The tantalising vision of Christopher Lloyd’s Doc Martin manically clutching MIB’s phallic memory removal gadget with “great Scott!” glee was presumably too much for audiences to handle, or too obvious a conjoiner, or required too much paperwork and too many Chinese take-away dinners to munch on with the lawyers…

If you haven’t guessed by now, there’s a time travel element to Men in Black 3, a particularly bold gambit given it dramatically reduces the best thing the series had going for it: the chemistry between Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. Jones is replaced for much of the running time by Josh Brolin, who plays a younger version of Jones’ character K — a version who has not been destroyed by one-armed alien Boris The Animal, who shows off a nifty Cronenberg-esque relationship between his body and weaponry. He is played by an unrecognisable Jemaine Clement (from TV’s Flight of the Conchords).

The fate of the world, as these things so often go, hangs in the balance, or more precisely in the professional efficacy of Agent J (Will Smith). In a blur of narrative tomfoolery he travels back in time to the 60s to endeavour to prevent K’s death (and subsequent armageddon). Brolin’s version of the character is more than just spot-on; it’s a beautiful, perfect sunrise of Tommy Lee Jones impersonation.

There are fewer visual inventions this time around; the best is a pair of sleek gyroscopic motorbikes that look like enormous fun to ride. The plot swirls around in fun and frothy circles for much of the running time, but like a dog chasing its tail never quite gets where it wants to go. A flighty finale involving the launch of Apollo 11 — plus one particularly neat time travel plot sleight — round off an enjoyable albeit imminently forgettable film.

Men in Black’s Australian theatrical release date: May 24, 2012.

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  • 1
    Jake Wilson
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    Film reviewing as concrete poetry? Or a simulated memory wipe?

  • 2
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 2:06 pm | Permalink

    I was wondering what on earth you were on about Jake and then….oh I see. I included a behind the scenes glimpse of my review note taking on my iphone. Subsequently deleted. :)

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    Maninmelbourne
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    Imminently forgettable? Surely ‘eminently forgettable’?

  • 4
    drovers cat
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 12:30 pm | Permalink

    probably both, maninmelbourne

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    Peter Bayley
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    Isn’t it time Crikey replaced this whinging excuse for a movie critic who is so up himself all he can do it dump on everything and anything? The first sentence of this whinge veritably drips “up-my-own-arse”-ness. I really don’t give a proverbial whether Luke Buckmeister likes it or not. The agreed information transfer here is about the critic telling the reader what they might expect so that they can make up their own mind about going or not. Luke Buckmaster definitely needs to take a chill pill and perhaps get laid.

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    bigdavef
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 4:09 pm | Permalink

    Peter, the title of the article includes the word review. Its not a press release about the movie, its a critics review. Necessarily this involves the critic not only describing some of the film (but not requiring a spoiler alert) but then providing their opinion on the film.
    If you’re after the “agreed information transfer” then go to the Village or Hoyts or whatever cinema website you like and read a synopsis of the film. This is a review not a synopsis.

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