The title might sound like pretentious gobbledygook, but watch documentary filmmaker Werner Herzog’s The Cave of Forgotten Dreams and you’re likely to emerge entirely convinced of the veracity of those words. Herzog landed one hell of a find: access to a cave in Southern France decorated with remarkably well preserved 32,000 year-old drawings. The Chauvet [...]
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Fright Night movie review: regurgitated blood sucking cinema
Lars and the Real Girl director Craig Gillespie revisits the blood and garlic splattered territory of Fright Night, a fun mid-80′s vampire flick about a teenage boy whose life is turned upside down when a blood sucker moves in next door and nobody believes him. The story has been shifted to Las Vegas, a perfect, [...]
READ MORERed State movie review: Kevin Smith breaks bad
“God hates fags, God hates fag enablers; therefore God hates Kevin Smith.” — a Westboro Baptist Church spokesperson. Defying audience expectations in a manner as bold and brazen as Quentin Tarantino calling “cut” on a syrupy Hollywood rom-com or Michael Bay producing a quirky indie drama, writer/director/cranky airline commuter Kevin Smith – who is best [...]
READ MOREClassic or clunker? Dusting off Beneath the Planet of the Apes
It’s true in cinema, as it is in real life: sometimes we look back through the haze of nostalgia and remember things to be better than they actually were. Conversely, sometimes we look back and — jaded by age, muddled by circumstance, or justified by something as simple as “not in the mood” — we [...]
READ MOREThe Green Hornet movie review: not much sting, but it flies
Superhero movies have a way of sucking the credibility out of Hollywood actors – even those who didn’t have much to begin with. Brandon Routh’s career stocks plummeted after donning the undies-outside-your-pants-look in the dreadful Superman Returns (2006). Billy Zane is still red in the face from squeezing into the purple suit in The Phantom [...]
READ MOREThe Dilemma movie review: easily resolved (avoid)
The real dilemma in watching Ron Howard’s new movie is not the one the characters mull over – whether a man should tell his best buddy that his wife is having an affair, which is obviously YES – but rather what to make of this noodle-scratching dramedy and the spectacular incompetency the veteran director exhibits. [...]
READ MOREMorning Glory movie review: it’s no afternoon delight
Director Roger Michell’s feel good comedy Morning Glory, set in the sleep deprived world of early morning TV broadcasting, is a lightweight crowd pleaser that makes very strong and very different statements about its two top billing stars. The first is that Rachel McAdams, whose bubbly champagne charisma and girl next door good looks are [...]
READ MOREUnstoppable movie review: rock ‘n’ roll disastertainment
The last time audiences were taken for a ride by hyperactive action auteur Tony Scott they didn’t, in a certain sense, get very far. Scott plonked audiences on board a train that wouldn’t start in his 2009 remake of Joseph Sargent’s 70’s hostage drama The Taking of Pelham One Two Three, recruiting John Travolta to [...]
READ MOREThe Tourist movie review: passport to lunacy
The usually liquid and lusty figures of Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie look feeble and worse for wear in 2010’s most befuddling high profile American release: the awkwardly timed, awkwardly acted, awkwardly written action/comedy/crime caper The Tourist from German filmmaker Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck, who wrote and directed the enthralling Oscar winning political thriller The [...]
READ MOREBlue Valentine movie review: warming, unsettling, unforgettable
It’s rare for a film to employ a non-linear multi timeline narrative as effectively as director Derek Cianfrance’s equal parts heart warming and heart wrenching story about a couple (Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling) meeting and falling in love in one time period and enduring a bitter falling out in another. In hindsight Blue Valentine [...]
READ MOREThe King’s Speech movie review: addictively entertaining historical fiction
Set during the 1930s, when the British royal family were slowly making peace with the realization that the monarchy was no longer about ruling and governance but about stage managing media representations, The King’s Speech is the story of King George VI’s transition from a blubbering stutter-stricken wreck to a smooth spokesperson for the throne. [...]
READ MOREDevil movie review: introducing the hellevator
Director John Erick Dowdle’s two parts psychological one part supernatural thriller Devil has been billed as coming “from the mind of M Night Shyamalan.” That’s a good start, because the dire quality of Shyamalan’s recent work (The Last Airbender, The Happening, Lady in the Water) suggests ideas have been coming out of quite a different [...]
READ MOREMonsters movie review: small budget, big movie, mixed blessing
In a gutsy venture into the realm of skinflint science fiction writer/director/cinematographer/penny pincher Gareth Edwards stretches every thread of a shoestring budget to try to trick audiences into believing they’re watching a “big” movie. The tale of photographer Andrew (Scoot McNairy) and his boss’ daughter Sam’s (Whitney Able) dangerous trek to America at a time [...]
READ MORERed Hill movie review: ferocious neo-western Australiana
Just one week after Machete sliced open the diaries of Australian cult cinema appreciators a locally made ball-breaker with striking similarities arrived: writer/director Patrick Hughes’ ferocious neo-western Red Hill. With a clop of hooves and a few thousand rounds of ammunition Hughes charters a violent path straight into the pool room of the seldom visited, [...]
READ MOREDue Date movie review: klutzy odd couple comedy
The considerable comedic talents of Robert Downey Jnr and Zack Galifianakis are largely squandered despite best efforts from all and sundry in Due Date, a good-natured on the road odd couple comedy from The Hangover director Todd Phillips. Flying home for his wife’s birth, slick sharp-mouthed architect Peter Highman (Downey Jnr) accidently crosses paths with [...]
READ MOREMachete movie review: Rodriguez and co. carve up a classic
Exploitation movies don’t get much more deliriously exploitative than pulpy auteur Robert Rodriguez’s high-octane tribute to grindhouse cinema, Machete, co-directed by his long-time collaborator Ethan Maniquis. Grindhouse is a genre celebrated for its so-bad-it’s-kinda-good blends of gratuitous nudity, laughably unrealistic gore and shonky plotlines perfect for late night thrill seekers – the sort of crowd [...]
READ MORELast Ride film review: a grimly seductive journey
Director Glendyn Ivin strikes acting gold with the pairing of heavyweight Hugo Weaving and young wide-eyed neophyte Tom Russell in Last Ride, a grim but ponderous father/son character study told in the style of a hazy road movie with no obvious starting points or destinations. Ten year old Chook (Russell) is a bushy-tailed portrait of corruptible [...]
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