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Floods! In inner city Melbourne!

   

So I am having a beer in Richmond at my favourite watering hole The Richmond Club Hotel after a week of Crikey. I love having a beer on a Friday with my mates, and we were at the RCH to have a few cold ales for my good mate Boundi’s birthday.

I live in Richmond, have done for years, and, out of nowhere, while enjoying my first pint — a flash flood! Nothing like I have seen before. How ’bout that weather hey?

Now what I just experienced was a microcosm of what Queenslanders have been through over the past month. But what it does demonstrate is the pure awesomeness of mother nature.

The rain was strong, strong enough to have water pouring through the roof of the first floor of the RCH (the pub burnt down a couple of years ago and the second floor is being rebuilt). All of a sudden Swan St — the hub of Richmond — is flooded! Swan St became a river.

Now I am back at home — my house isn’t flooded but the sheer amount of rain has the gutters overflowing and causing my front and back  “yards” (they are tiny) to resemble small ponds.

So I am off to have a beer. Somewhere dry with Boundi. Cheers for the photos Moose (I’ll get the first round when I see you).

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Unfortunately, this was my last beer as the water rendered the pub useless.

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Good fishing year round at the corner of Lennox and Swan.

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Nature's barrier between me and beer...

A year in Crikey office iPhone photos

   

What a difference a year makes. A look back at last year’s photos sees bright and joyful times.

No one has got around to putting decorations up this year. I haven’t brought flowers in to the Crikey office for weeks. We are broken, tired little souls in desperate need for Melbourne to get some sunshine and quit acting like it’s June.

But let’s take a look back at the year, since it’s been a big one for the Crikey crew. Jason Whittaker gave up the sunny skies of Brisbane to stalk the theatre aisles of Melbourne, as Crikey’s new deputy editor (and ruler of the Curtain Call blog). Website editor Ruth Brown left us for the coffee shops and hipster hangouts of Portland. Cinetology blogger Luke Buckmaster became website editor and Tom Cowie got hired as a journalist after his desperate and shameless search for a job (he even demanded I link to his blog. That’s how shameless he is).

There’s only one way to tell it: a year in iPhone photos.

Lovely Jason joined in the fine Crikey tradition of drinking coffee.

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He did not like it.

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Mick the sub wore some rad boots.

mickbootsThat is, when he wasn’t also appearing on the front cover of Fairfax publications.

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An intern bribed us with macaroons. Can’t remember who, but obviously they were great.

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Leigh Josey’s Morning Media Mauling

   

Front page FAIL #56. Shepparton News, what are you doing? Keyboard Cat is YouTube impact. Kanye West’s “I’mma let you finish” is YouTube impact. B-Mac’s 1100 YouTube hits is not an “insane response” — nor YouTube impact:

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Maybe we can help bump it up a bit:

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Doing it for Vinnie and Huey. From today’s NT News

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Croc watch #676. Today’s NT News front cover has a front page scoop that combines a lost dog and a cave of crocs:

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First Dog watch #98. First Dog makes the back page of The Age sports section today:

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When goldfish attack. Last week the UK’s  Kentish Express went large on an issue that concerns us all…

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Sleep with the fishes, awake to find yourself in the NY Post. This is why this paper is great…

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A special Royal Engagement edition of Leigh Josey’s Morning Media Mauling

   

Did you hear? Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married! As a proud member of the Commonwealth, it in this author’s opinion that our little old Antipodean outpost should do everything in our power to be embarrassingly sycophantic in the rush to praise our Royal overlords.

Luckily for me, it appears Australia’s newspapers agree…

Pimp my honeymoon. Hey Willie! [insert name of place of newspaper publication] is the best place to honeymoon eva!

So says the Geelong Advertiser

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And the NT News

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And the Gold Coast Bulletin

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Pass me the Royal spittoon for one may be sick… but for straight out WTF, you can’t be serious, get a room Royal reporting, I tip my busby to today’s Adelaide Advertiser editorial. That’s right, the editorial…

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Sadly, on the opposite page of this worthy tome, Advertiser readers appear to be at odds with the newspaper…

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A Royal metaphor too far… expect sales of 3D televisions to skyrocket, courtesy of today’s Daily Telegraph editorial…

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The wedding dress. Don’t worry Katie, the Cairns Post may have already picked out your dress…

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However, the award for the story for the most tedious link to the Royal Engagement goes to ….who else .. the NT News

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Yes, this is actually a story in a newspaper:

HUMPTY Doo bloke Les Schultz would say, “G’day darlin”‘ and then treat the future Mrs Windsor, Princess Kate, well, like a princess.

Les has ideas for the wedding between Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of Wales and the chick named Kate.

He has a five-year-old tame buffalo cow name Beverley who he has promised to let his mate from Casino, NSW, Jimmy Roache marry. It’s a long story.

Les reckons the young couple should head out to his place and they can have a double wedding, next to the verandah by the pool. Just in case Beverley gets thirsty during the ceremony.

Although, as always, the UK tabloids do royalty best… Today’s Daily Star page three girl, “Kate”, has a striking resemblance to someone .. and.. well … you figure it out…

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Leigh Josey’s Morning Media Mauling

   

Royal romance in the air. So Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married. Hell, there’s already commemorative mugs available. So I turned my attention to the British papers and I wonder if yesterday’s Evening Courier — “the voice of Calderdale” — jumped the gun a little early…

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Meanwhile, it’s a Victorian election campaign… and the good people of Shepparton know an election issue when they see it…

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Front page of the day. The Gold Coast Bulletin … I guess…

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What to do with excess newspapers? According to today’s Tatura Guardian the answer is toilet paper for animals!

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Crikey Skype diaries — Volume one: the great Caramel Crown affair

   

Every so often, depending on how many tea towels First Dog sells, a packet of ‘premium biscuits’ — sometimes Tim Tams or even Caramel Crowns — will appear randomly in the Crikey tea room.

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These biscuits rarely last long, often just for a few minutes, but their presence is always a point of much discussion in the fabled Crikey Skype chat.

The following is an unedited transcript — including spelling and grammatical typos — of one such occasion, when a packet of Caramel Crowns made their way into the Crikey team’s hands and led to a political imbroglio of heretofore unimaginable proportions.

It was a typical Monday afternoon in the Crikey bunker…

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Leigh Josey’s Morning Media Mauling

   

Geelong doesn’t forget. The Geelong Advertiser, affectionately known at the Geelong Ablettiser, loves its AFL team. Loves ‘em. When former coach Mark “Bomber” Thomson quit, citing “burn out”,  in early October the front page of the Addy was such:

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The very next day it had a double page spread to thank its outgoing coach:

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Now let’s fast forward to today. Yesterday, Thomson announced he’ll be signing on as an assistant coach for rival Essendon. And the Geelong Advertiser are not happy:

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What the hell is this? Cane toads? Dressed in human clothed? In a car? It can only be the NT News

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Derek the Angry Dugong’s horrorscope. It’s Thursday … and the Port Douglas and Mossman Gazette’s favourite cranky marine mammal doesn’t let Crikey down…

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Fear the airlines! Far north Queensland can be a pretty hairy place .. five metre tiger sharks, huntsman spiders, elephant bugs … and airlines…

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Separated at birth. Kudos to reader Fiona who drew my attention to this from yesterday’s Age website:

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Leigh Josey’s Morning Media Mauling

   

What the? Today’s NT News front page caught my eye…

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Smoking hot cyclops martians? In the top end?

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Here is the opening few paragraphs of the Page 3 story. Make of it as you will…

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Tiger watch #1. Ok, we know the great golfer and legendary pantsman is in Oz but … Gold Coast Bulletin don’t tell me you just did this…

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Mixed signals. With one hand (at the top of page 5), yesterday’s Geelong Advertiser tells its male readers they are fat:

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And on the other hand (on the exact spot on page 9, four pages later) — it offers this:

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Leigh Josey’s Morning Media Mauling

   

OK. I’ve been at Crikey for a while and most mornings I peruse the newspapers of this fine country finding snippets that I think are funny, stupid, brilliant, may contain traces of crocodiles — or a combination of all — in the aim of adding to the rich texture of the “Media Briefs” section in the daily Crikey email.

This is done mostly as an anonymous contribution, but before it makes it’s way into the email I send a little email around to Crikey’s in-house editorial team for their benefit — titled, ridiculously, “Leigh Josey’s Morning Media Mauling.”

Anyway, Crikey website editor Luke Buckmaster wanted me to start blogging my daily findings with the aim of starting a daily record. So here  it is, with all the wonder that stories about crocs and UFOs and vox pops bring…

First Ablett, then Bomber, now KFC… just when the good burghers of Geelong thought that it couldn’t get any worse …

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And what do the people think? By people, we mean 12 year old McDonald’s employees…

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My love for the NT News know no bounds… And this is why! Territorians, don’t go into the CBD this summer! A lovely Jurassic Park-esque front page to start the week:

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You call that a tabloid? This is a tabloid. Alas, the NT News still has a way to go to match it with the great NY Post

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First Dog on the Moon on the campaign trail #1. Crikey‘s beloved cartoonist is out and about promoting his book The Story of The Christmas Story. Here’s the cut out of Saturday’s The Age:

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Newspaper pic of the day: From the NT News sports section. Are they some sort of geranium underpants your would grandmother wear?

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Introducing the new look Crikey Team Blog — posting may or may not increase

   

After a long wait — which was more to do with the ineptitude of key people in Crikey‘s editorial team (namely me) and First Dog being too busy to actually caricature everyone in the Crikey team — we finally have a new look Crikey team blog banner. Which may or may not mean a new dedicated spirit attached to this blog.

With this we promise — with great uncertainty — to possibly blog more about interesting stuff that actually happens within these hallowed walls. If it happens at all.  The key will be finding interesting stuff to actually blog about. But don’t despair dear reader — we’ll think of something. Hell, if you want us to do something — anything — email us at boss@crikey.com.au.

Anyway, if you want to know who all the crazy characters designed by the deft hand of Crikey cartoonist First Dog on the Moon are, here’s the run down:

  • Sophie Black (Crikey editor) — a Superb Fairy Wren
  • Jason Whittaker (Deputy Editor) — a Bell, a.k.a the god damn Town Crier
  • Luke Buckmaster (Website Editor) — an Australian Fur Seal
  • Amber Jamieson — (journalist) — a Tea Cup
  • Leigh Josey (Production Ninja) — a Monkey (and a particularly striking one at that)
  • Mick Vaughan (subeditor) — a Poodle
  • First Dog on the Moon (cartoonist) — a Dog (and the only non-First Dog creation)
  • Andrew Crook (journalist) — a Banana
  • Tom Cowie (journalist) — a Dairy Cow

Sitting next to me, First Dog just said; “we need to go back to the pub.”

And I agree…