Welcome to Friday. Your reward for making it to the end: tawdry gossip.
- Why teenagers shouldn’t marry. A British 16-year-old has married her sweetheart … in a crystal-covered bikini with a three-metre wide train. Tasteful. Closer mag has the happy snaps.
- Sienna Miller takes on the paps. Actress Sienna Miller has taken the paparazzi to court, with her lawyer arguing that their persistent campaign of harassment has violated her human rights. Indeed.
- Director says it’s time to lose weight … after he breaks the toilet. Kevin Smith, director of Clerks (and Clerks II), has vowed on his blog to drop some pounds after he broke the porcelain with his porcine figure.
- Nicole says: Keith’s alcoholism was terrifying. Nicole Kidman continues her trail of personal revelations as she promotes upcoming film Australia. “We were thrown into his alcohol problem three months into the marriage, and that was big,” she told Parade. Nicole has also revealed she cries when she thinks about her newborn daughter Sunday Rose.
