Time for some trash:
He’s back! Argh, get off my planet, Corey Worthington! Narre Warren’s greatest export has returned to shake his fist at “them darn kids!” with Victorian Premier John Brumby. Brumby’s solution to the “lack of respect” shown by today’s yoof? Force them into the CFA. I’d rather fight my own fire than let that acne-faced rat anywhere near my house, thank you very much.
Wes who? For all the people who still watch Australian Idol (yes, both of you!), Defamer Australia have a pretty funny interview with this year’s winner, Wes Carr.
2008’s blandest male celebrities. ET have named their top 10 ‘hunks’ of 2008. Meh. Includes Zac Efron, Simon Baker, James Franco and some footballers.
Duggars have baby number 18. Those who watch too much Foxtel like me will probably be familiar with the Duggars, an evangelical Christian family from Arkansas who have 17 children with names starting in ‘J’ and appear in various documentaries where their kids all dress alike and are generally a bit creepy. Well, they’re about to have ANOTHER kid, bringing them up to 18. Shudder.
Oprah goes to Washington. O is headed to DC for Obama’s inauguration, and will film a show there. The big question: will Obama grace the hallowed velvet of her couch?

2 Comments
*sigh* yes Corey is a pain in the behind who doesn’t deserve the airtime he’s been given (and here I am giving him more..). However, I really don’t think that warrants a description of “acne-faced rat”, despite the unfortunate resemblance. Acne affects the majority of the population at some stage or another, including adults, and name-calling is a little below the wit line, wouldn’t you think?
Fair call. Simply ‘rat’, then.