All that’s trashy this week:
Famous fatties. Men’s Health, long-time advocates for all men having rock-hard abs and blindingly white teeth, name and shame their eight Least Fit Celebs, by which they mean “fattest celebrities”, as they can’t really know if these guys are objectively more or less fit than their skinnier counterparts.
Octomum’s porno offer. Octomum Nadya Suleman has been offered $1 million to star in a porno. Which I guess is good news for people who have particular fetishes that I don’t want to think about.
OTT celebrity houses. Oh whatever, you know you’re secretly fascinated by this — stupidly gaudy celebrity houses. What do you even do with that much house?
Spider-Man: The Musical. U2 are writing a Spider-Man musical. It will cost $40 million, but no amount of money can make this idea sound any less horrible.
Christopher Walken uncut. Men.style.com’s interview with Christopher Walken is good:
I was eating in a restaurant in Singapore, and an Asian couple was at the next table, and the guy turned to me and he said, “Chris, you know what this salad needs?” I said, “What?” He said, “More cowbell.”
GOOP watch: This week, Gwyneth visits gay Paris and talks about her Daddy issues. Highlight:
Although I occasionally try the “new” spot or an old-new spot, I always keep coming back to the Ritz. The place is just beautiful and the service is pretty flawless for France. Yes, it costs an arm and a leg, but it’s worth it.
Thanks for the hot tip.
