Six word sci-fi stories. Yes, most sci-fi stories are long, pulpy books with monsters and spaceships on the covers, but here are sci-fi stories in only six words, and they’re way more entertaining.

Read any Good Books lately? David Plotz read the entire bible, and this is what he has concluded at Slate:

After spending a year with the good book, I’ve become a full-on Bible thumper. Everyone should read it—all of it! In fact, the less you believe, the more you should read. Let me explain why, in part by telling how reading the whole Bible has changed me.

Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder. Ok, the internet’s obsession with weird and awful meat products needs to stop now.

Tiny art director. A four-year-old girl tells her dad what to draw then critiques his work:

The Brief: I’m going to tell you what to draw. Draw a dragon sneaking up on a girl. She’s picking flowers.

The Critique: Daddy it’s not supposed to be like that! He has dog legs! I’m so mad at you! I’m going to erase those legs! Daddy why did you do those legs??? [collapses in tears]

Job Status: Rejected

Genius.