The week in crud:
Mag jumps the gun on Jade Goody’s death. Ouch: The UK’s OK! magazine has released an “official tribute issue” to dying reality TV star Jade Goody — except she’s still alive! Classy.
Sexy career opportunities. Times are tough for those looking for a job, so a strip club in Boston is hosting a job fair.
I love the AP intro on this story: “Here’s a job opportunity you won’t need a new wardrobe for.” Uh, really? I kinda think I would…
Miaow! One of the US Project Runway contestants has been arrested for throwing a cat at her fiance:
According to law enforcement sources, an enraged Collins woke Penley up just after 7 a.m. by hurling their cat in his face. Then she threw her laptop, and as he fell crawled on the floor, slammed a door on his head.
She threw three apples, and doused him with water, before he was able to dial 911.
GOOP Watch: This week, another of Gwyneth’s BFFs — they share an obsession with Vegenaise!!! — cooks. She shows us how to dumb down meals for kids, by calling them things like “Dinosaur Meat” and “Shrek Pasta”, because kids are stupid and they should only learn to eat food that sounds like a Happy Meal.
Apparently the Beastie Boys’ kids like it, so it must be good.
A polenta cow? Give me a break.
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Looks vaguely like cow-shaped vomit.
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