Roll out the red carpet, and hold off nipping down to the milk bar to buy a copy of TV Week — Crikey presents our comprehensive Logies coverage.
Inspired by Channel Nine’s Tracey Grimshaw, who this year played the part of Grimace from McDonaldland, we’ve google imaged terms like “upholstered pedastal”, “eight-year-old in leotard”, “kitten” and “sea cucumber” to bring you our cutting edge fashion commentary.
More comprehensive than The Age photo gallery,and infinitely more edifying than the Herald-Sun worst dressed slide show, we give you — the Logies lookalikes*….
[star wipe] :
Tracey Grimshaw, aka, Grimace:
Sonia Kruger’s fashion forward train had accents of Bob from Aliens vs Monsters:
That new girl from Neighbours was inspired by the nice smiling skater who plays the role of Nemo in Disney on Ice:
Asher Keddie, star of Underbelly — A Tale of Two Cities, took her cues from a sea cucumber:
Repeat offender Susie Eleman, in a nod to The Leopard Man:
Lesbian of the hour Ruby-Rose, aka a dead crow:
Julia Zemiro, moonlighting between gigs as the host of RockWiz and a slice of rainbow ripple cake:
Kate Ritchie, Logie loser, in homage to a small calisthenics child in a blue leotard:
Natalie Bassingthwaite, singer, TV host, fashion plate, Statue of Liberty:
Myf Warhurst is a little blue teapot:
And finally, no wonder Gretel Killeen didn’t want to show the papparazzi her haircut. Hello lego man:
* props to Leigh for his stunning Logie nomination-worthy photoshopping. We feel like we were there.
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Ouch!
Classic. Well done. Pity you couldn’t get one for Gretel Kaleen, though. Her new hairdo seems ripe for parody but I’ll be damned if I can think of or find an appropriate picture..
Yes, it was ghastly, tawdry and infantile. But do the majority of Australians really give a toss about broadcasting, governance, service or any industry standards anymore? We’re burnt out trying to deal with the collapse of the whole lot that when that singing, dancing canary in white feathers on a flowered swing descended onto the Logie stage it was utter respite from the hills of everyday dross we so used to. Its the thankful for small mercies syndrome in suburban Australia.
I didn’t realise how difficult it is to eat ramen AND laugh hysterically at the same time! Noodles out your nose hysterical!
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