Crikey intern Chris Kohler wraps the latest gossip.
Priest beached by topless scandal. A Miami TV Reverend, Alberto Cutié (pronounced Koo-tee-ay), is involved in a sexy scandal. Reports place him topless on a beach with an attractive woman. The controversy is reopening the debate over celibacy in the priesthood. The 40-year old Cutié has apologised to his followers saying he’s taking time for “personal reflection.”
Oh Mel, surely not! Meanwhile, another story about a devout celeb being, perhaps, less than devout. This one is from the grassy knoll, or in magazine-speak, it’s being reported by The National Enquirer. Mel Gibson’s Russian girlfriend may be pregnant. His wife Robyn filed divorce papers on April 13.
Why Taylor digs Thirteen. In harder news, singer Taylor Swift tells MTV news why 13 is her lucky number. How’s this for spooky… One of her songs has a 13 second intro, she always sits in the 13th row at award shows AND she was born on the 13th, the list goes on. She paints 13 on her hand every day so nobody forgets (including her?)
Paris Hilton never fails to disappoint. This time, the media tart is making sure she gets headlines with comments about why she’s immune from Swine Flu (she doesn’t eat pork) and what she’d do if she were president (go to war torn countries and throw a party).
In this week’s GOOP. Makeup! Gwyneth gets some world class hair and make-up artists “to give us all (men and women alike) a few pointers for ways we can tighten up our programs.” Ah, program, is that robot Gwyneth speak for appearance?
