NB: Includes mild spoilers to Inglourious Basterds, Violence and Language. Here’s the big joke: eight vengeful Jewish American soldiers roam the fields of France between 1941-44 killing German soldiers, and under the direction of their hillbilly Lieutenant (Brad Pitt), scalps them. Literally. In close-up technicolor. If they are allowed to live, for propaganda purposes, a [...]
READ MOREAugust, 2009
Obama’s holiday reading list (and, Books I’ve Bought But Haven’t Read, Vol. 1)
2,400 pages. That’s what President Obama’s vacation (to use the Yankeeism) reading entails according to the White House, as reported by Slate’s invaluable John Dickerson: The Way Home by George Pelecanos, a crime thriller based in Washington, D.C.; Lush Life by Richard Price, a story of race and class set in New York’s Lower East [...]
READ MOREThe Joy of Irrelevance
Just to make one thing quite clear: This blog is irrelevant. Hope that’s alright, then. But, what’s this all about? Yesterday I posted on The September Issue, a film about US Vogue and its editor, Anna Wintour. A reader commented: ‘Ho hum. A blog about a film about a magazine about an unreal narcissistic pseudo-world. [...]
READ MOREVogue & the chill of Wintour
Whenever anyone says they don’t care for fashion I think of Meryl Streep as an ash blond, looking down her nose – and I wish (like Woody Allen with Marshall McLuhan in Annie Hall) I could just call out Streep from the crowd to give her speech. In The Devil Wears Prada, Streep plays Miranda [...]
READ MOREHow to talk at parties
I was going to post a blog (got as far as the title: How to eat food), about Michael Pollan’s eye-opening book, In Defense of Food, about food culture which I read on my holidays, but even if my stomach is on song with it, my head’s not yet in the right place to pass [...]
READ MORETireless Self Promotion
Here’s a fine example of TSP, seen in the street the other day. Guess what kind of person owns this car?* This picture was removed at the request of the car owner. ___ * It was parked outside a real estate office. As it happened, a while later I witnessed a short, bald, slick-suited man [...]
READ MORECan a landscape painting beat a landscape photo?
Photography v painting. That hoary old argument*. Naturally enough, photography wins, with hands tied behind its back. The density of detail, that magical documenting of evidence – today was fine, there was no wind, the sun was brilliant, the shadows were dark, she was smiling etc. (We have to trust that no photoshop was applied [...]
READ MOREReading by Kindle light
I finally got around to reading Nicholson Baker’s piece on Amazon’s Kindle – the device that will finally do away with The Book. I could, of course, have read it online three weeks ago but I had misplaced that edition of the New Yorker and I just knew I had to read about the Kindle [...]
READ MOREThe www music of the spheres
Driving along and someone says, What’s that? We all listen hard to the radio. ‘Elgar?’ I say. ‘And it’s got a bit of Jerusalem.’ ‘Very Anglican church,’ says the driver. A bit later the announcer tells us the wonderful stuff was the Jupiter section of Gustav Holst’s The Planets. Which was a perfect excuse to [...]
READ MORESayings: tireless self-promoter; dumbed up
An occassional selection of uesful phrases overheard, or misheard neologistically. __ Tireless Self-Promoter: Overheard several times at a party, a very useful phrase. “Just” is the handy modifier. As in: – ‘He’s not a real collector; he’s just a tireless self-promoter.’ – ‘She’s not an artist; she’s just a tireless self-promoter.’ – ‘Man, they’ve no [...]
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