50 Sheds of Grey: Erotica for the not-too-modern male
An NY friend passed on this parody and it is too perfect.
1) ‘Hurt me,’ she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. ‘Very well,’ I replied, ‘You’ve got fat ankles and no dress sense.’
2) My whole body shuddered as she entered my Man Cave. I really must get a padlock for the shed door.