Today’s post is really just a neat excuse to look at panda photos. Here is one.
Here is another one. They are horribly endangered and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Look at the baby one!
A melbourne girl has been bitten by a Panda on a trip to China and is evacuated home. While it seems the panda sanctuary has lax security, the key thing to remember about the panda bear is that it is a bear, as in it will kill you and eat your head. Prefers bamboo, but that is neither here nor there. Not like a koala which is not a bear at all. [Panda Bites School Girl]
I did wonder momentarily if she would be transformed into Zombie Panda Girl. Here is a yugioh card of what a zombie panda might look like.

Possible Panda Zombie
Meanwhile, Britain’s premier squirrel aficionado and children’s author was bitten by a squirrel when he “tried to handle him”. The author of “Rusty the bright red root rat - Volume 1″ was ungratefully mangled by a tiny baby squirrel with a broken pelvis. [Baby squirrel fangs annoying writer guy]
On a related matter, the Mars Phoenix Lander has run out of power, it ran for two months longer than expected. This is the robot that found the ice on mars. I have more feelings about the passing of the inanimate martian lander than I do for the two bitten humans. I think that is a problem. I have been following the martian lander on twitter and it has seemed really nice. [Martian lander passes out in nightclub]
Oh dear.




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Welcome to the future. I woke up one morning and not only was there a human-created robot on Mars, but it was tweeting on Twitter and telling me it had found water. While I sat drinking a coffee.
Today it stopped tweeting. It said “01010100 01110010 01101001 01110101 01101101 01110000 01101000 <3″, and I said “01001111 01110101 01110100 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00101110″.
I shed a tear.
Anyone who can’t experience the emotional impact of exploring another goddam planet is a waste of carbon atoms.