The Sheep (Ovis aries) or Dog adopts kittens shock!

I thought this was interesting. A chinese dog adopts a bunch of kittens. It’s always so cute (of course you never hear about the kittens that dont get adopted and then just die). 

Untainted milk, yes. Unfiltered internet, no.

Perhaps there needs to be an investigation into all of these dogs not adopting kittens (News Ltd Please). Dog Mum Leaves Kittens to Die Shock! [Pervert Dog Harvests Baby Cats]

But then I found the cat that adopted the abandoned baby dog!

How drunk was I?

[Lesbian Cat teaches gayness to Christian puppies]

And then I found the pig that adopted the ants! There are whole websites devoted to this stuff (google it yourself you pervert, I had to suffer, you can too).

Best of all was the sheep who adopted the elephant. No really. There is not much on this earth that is more charming than a baby elephant. And this is a lovely story. Mum falls off a cliff, but there is a handy sheep nearby! It’s so obvious. I assume these stories always end badly, the elephant grows up and accidentally crushes the sheep underfoot or joins the Young Liberals (and crushes the sheep on purpose) or some such. Maybe it locks the sheep in its trunk hahahaha. How about the impermanence of our scurrying lives! Sheesh. Even an orphaned elephant is entitled to a brief moment of safety and warmth in this sea of misery – what kind of monster are you? [Elephant Killing Sheep kidnaps Young Liberal]

It's time for your baaaaaaath

Mum, look what I can do Mum! Hey, what's wrong with your nose Mum?

And then there was a town in Tasmania that adopted a giant drunken penguin only to discover it was filled with asbestos and was trying to kill them all! Like some kind of giant drunken asbestos-filled penguin horror movie! Apparently everything in Tasmania is filled with asbestos or woodchips.

The so called penguin

[Giant Death Penguin knows where you live]