2009

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I’m on holiday ahahahah

I may blog. I may not. It will depend on how I am feeling. So nyah.

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God kills a kitten every time you don’t buy a First Dog t-shirt for the Baby Jesus

We have been chatting a bit in the office about the integrity of the “First Dog brand”. What a bunch of wankers we are. The concern is that if we put Kevin Rudd’s cat on too many bum bags, or stick Darrin the cane toad on too many beer coasters, it might (might) have the [...]

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I made it

I had a lovely time in Canberra – I really did meet all the people I said I met in my cartoons. I also did the panel last night to launch Matt Golding’s book. Apparently I was quite funny. When I get a link to the broadcast I will post it here. Based on last [...]

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First Dog live-tweets from Canberra

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From these humble beginnings…

Julia Gillard has risen to the lofty heights of possibly having tea with me! Haha!

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It begins…

I’m all packed and just waiting for the taxi to take me to the airport.

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Mr Dog Goes to Canberra

I am going to Canberra to “report” on the last sitting week of Parliament for the year. I will be based in the Crikey office in the press gallery for a few days, will watch question time, will annoy Bernard Keane. Hilarious. I will blog about it too. Here at firstblogonthemoon. I am quite excited.

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I’m on a panel! And in a book!

It is all true. Be there or be at home drunk on your couch loser, the choice is yours.

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Forgery! Seal the compound! Cavity search everyone!

I have been lied to. Apparently someone on the internet has misrepresented not only themselves but this innocent dog. I have received this email from Satan: Hey Dawg, Good to see you liked the portrait of Tyson and the rest of the family. Best evaah! I didn’t think you’d actually post it, but now that [...]

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