What manner of beast is this?
Who or what is Doglet? Doglet arrived this morning in this so called “envelope”.
So called "envelope"
We have constructed this re-enactment.
Objects in Mirror may be closer than they appear
It appears this possibly mythical animal is constructed entirely of crochet! It also comes with a number of useful features, including:
Ears Relaxed/Ears Alert
Tail of extreme marvelousness!
How useful!
Rear view of useful handy ears.
Rear view - Ears Relaxed/Ears Alert
Best. Ears. Ever!
@liedra from the so called “twitterverse” sent me Doglet because she is a person of considerable taste and refinement. Why not?
What’s that you say? Doglet has no back legs? Don’t be ridiculous, Doglet is sitting down. Although in the image below, Doglet is having a rest.
No, not having a rest. Instantly alert, I hover angrily above you!
Apparently Doglet is from outer space and I have written a poem:
Oh Doglet, Little Doglet
Oh nothing rhymes with Doglet
Except perhaps for Goglet
(a long-necked container, esp. for water, usually of porous earthenware so that its contents are cooled by evaporation.)
The End
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It’s not that he has no back legs, but that he has no front legs!
He does look rather coy peeking out of that satchel :)
Here’s Doglet while he was still innocent. I can’t believe the mischief he’s been up to since I put him in the post! Look at those little innocent puppy dog eyes!
(hope that worked, otherwise visit him at http://liedra.net/misc/IMG_0151.JPG )
OOOOeeeerrr!!
Looks like Mr Hanky has enjoyed un’natchel ‘lations with Sooty!!
Froglet, Mr Onthemoon, as a nature lover such as your good lunar self should well know. And you can always bung Doglet in the middle of the line:
Oh Doglet, Doglet Onthemoon
Your arrival made our First Dog swoon
With transports of delight
But by whose act of spite
Were you left front-legless
And incapable of egress?
Perhaps dear little two-legged Doglet
You’d rather be a four-legged Froglet.
Listen you people. The dog is sitting down and so you cannot see the back legs. Otherwise it would be a front legless MUTATION and never could have made it into the envelope without help and WHAT SORT OF MONSTER would mail someone a mutated dog? And my poem was supposed to be crap so no fair doing an actual good poem. And Trubbell at Mill you both funny and disturbed.
Hope to see much more from Trubbell at Mill – FOMCLABMKTGUAWAPP. Hope also to see evidence of front legs.
You could always use your goglet to water your Leafless Goglet Flower…
http://www.flowersofindia.net/catalog/slides/Leafless%20Goglet%20Flower.html
Does Doglet support Freo? Coz then he’d be sorta cool.
FD: May I be bold enough to attempt to correct your assumptions about this object? Only the devious oriental mind could have thought of it. It may look like a dog, but it is primarily a sacred, mystical, double-gourd warmer. Evidence of the esteem by the Chinese for the reverence of this exotic fruit goes back to the Warring States, which was yonks ago.
So good to see you back again, FD.
Cheers
V.
PS: How much would you charge for one of your icons, avatars, whatever?
My own avatar looked great until it was published.
Cheers again. :).(-:).
Venise
This is ridiculous. There are many rhymes with doglet. For example
“while I am in the bog let the horses out of the yard”
“Anne can’t loosen that cog let her use your spanner”
and so one
So a rhyming poem with doglet might begin
‘be careful in the mist, little doglet,
i know its not a fog but just a foglet
but as every baby foglet knows
mist can rot your foglet toes
…….’
Like it, or hate it, this is my own avatar. I actually drew it. It’s Mandarin for good luck.