Firstdogonthemoon presents the Animal of the Day

Baby animal photos are the new Twitter

Jane Someone has sent me some baby animal photos which I have already seen a thousand times because by now all of us have seen all of the photos on the internet over and over. However, they are worth repeating because they are so legendary especially this one as you can clearly see it is simply the best photo ever put on the internet ever.

The greatest internet photo of all time

This photo is also the best photo ever on the internet. It makes me laugh and laugh every time I see it even though I have seen it like a gazillion times. That rabbit is stealing a cookie!!!

Also the greatest photo of all time.

Also the greatest photo of all time.

It is not clear if that is actually a baby rabbit but lets not be picky shall we, what is wrong with you people? Is it so terrible that an adult rabbit should steal a biscuit every now and then? But they do look like Anzac Biscuits so it could be an unaustralian Anzac Biscuit stealing rabbit. Or it could be a clever and laconic aussie rabbit who is a bit of a lair, pinching an Anzac Biscuit from some stuck up pommy marsupial. Whatever, it is hysterical and you should be ashamed of yourself if you don’t print it out 50 times and then spread it all over your bed and roll around on it.

 

On the other hand, this is a photo of a baby marten using only the power of it’s tiny paws to stop the earth from being torn asunder when Tom Hanks switches on the large Hadron Collider in the future which the time traveling baby marten has already seen.

A marten single pawedly saving the earth.

A brave time traveling marten single pawedly saving the earth.

 

Meanwhile, sloths do not care. Even miniature ones like this!

Ha ha, this is not really a cute baby sloth, I made it myself out of pipe cleaners and steel wool what were you thinking? But seriously, I am selling it on Ebay if you want one.

What sort of monster takes a baby sloth to the beach?

 

 

Finally, mummy aardvark has her snout caught in a cunning aardvark trap and the baby aardvark is powerless to help.

Run for your life!

Or perhaps not.

Anyway, thanks Jane keep sending those photos.

5 Comments

  1. Venise Alstergren
    Posted February 23, 2009 at 5:35 pm | Permalink

    Hard is the heart that wouldn’t melt at these breathtakingly beautiful shots. Baby sloth: I wish I could cuddle you!

  2. Trubbell at Mill
    Posted February 23, 2009 at 7:52 pm | Permalink

    First Dog, you acuse the baby rabbit of stealing? Good dog man, the little fellow is obviously placing the anzac biscuit on the plate. Notice the blisters on the lips? Them’s not bunny herpes bubbles, them’s burns from taking the hot biscuits from the oven and fluffy-tailing across the kitchen to the coffee table to serve you. Ungrateful sod.

    PS my tea towels arrived today. Things of unmitigated fun. Ta.

    OF COURSE! Why didn’t I see it. It has baked the biscuits itself. I am ashamed.

  3. Trevor Cook
    Posted February 26, 2009 at 12:10 am | Permalink

    Hey that’s no rabbit dude that’s a finger puppet, real rabbits don’t have glass eyes!

  4. jaynethecow
    Posted February 26, 2009 at 1:54 pm | Permalink

    Hmmmm that baby sloth would look splendid with bbq sauce and a light seared grilling to its back….

  5. Venise Alstergren
    Posted March 5, 2009 at 4:11 pm | Permalink

    Trevor Cook is right. I didn’t spot the glass eye, so much as the lack of a nose. So I have to assume the sloth is a lie as well. How did you get the beautiful face onto some pipe cleaners?

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