Question Time: It is so funny. And so magnificently pointless. It’s very strange to have a job that A: Requires you to actually WATCH a television and B: that same television is tuned to a channel with Question Time. Wheee! We boo and cheer and all yell at the telly, it is like watching WWE except there is less work off the top rope and Harry Jenkins is not as funny as Vince McMahon.
Julia is always a riot, she is clearly having a lovely time. Sometimes when she speaks the opposition are mesmerised and they cringe in weedy terror at the awsomeness of the mighty Power Fox! Kevin is dull (not quite toxic yet but certainly a biohazard). Malcolm started well but is really starting to be dreary now and doesn’t he look tired! Fortunately Nicola no longer wears that hot pink vest (wtf?). Joe is a buffoon, a buffoon’s buffoon. Wayne is improving daily (started from a loooooow base though). When people around me in the office mock Wayne, I defend him because he is clearly trying hard and he obviously means well! I say “Leave Wayne alone!” however I am invariably ignored. They are ungracious beasts.
You there! Leave Wayne alone!
The trouble is that other than their new spearhead, Christopher “Fevola” Pyne, the only tactic EVER used by her Majesty’s opposition is the “point of order”. Democracy is a lonely pikelet. Thank god for Julie Bishop! Oh dear, we just laugh and laugh. There was a mighty cheer when Harry ejected her from the House the other day. It was priceless. And when is someone going to push Wilson Tuckey off a cliff?
Anyway, none of them are as funny as Sharks jumping out of the water.
I kill me
Ha ha you are kidding oh my goodness how much would you die?!! So much!!! Go seal. The shark can go to Bi-Lo and buy Sirena like the rest of us. Or perhaps not.
No no no! nom nom nom
Finally – how much does Christopher Pyne look like the Green Goblin? Far more than you would reasonably expect – no really!
It was this big!
The Minister will answer the question or else Tanya Plibersek gets it.
What on earth is this a photo of?
I stole the shark photos from www.ohcrapitsaflyingshark.com or something like that.
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I dunno, I think she looks more like Kate Ellis. The two young party hacks from Adelaide.
What is it with Adelaide?
I was very sad to discover http://www.ohcrapitsaflyingshark.com is not a real website, I was grinning with anticipation as I typed it into the browser, only to be crushingly disappointed.
How this for a face? http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/02/25/2500720.htm
Me too – It is a very big scary looking shark though. When I get reincarnated then I wanna come back as one of those cos it looks like lots of fun, especially when you see how all the other creatures in the sea look so frightened all the time.
I mean you wouldn’t want to be just a fish for quids!
Spam Box: No you wouldn’t. Hundreds of thousands of sharks are killed by the shark’s fin soup trade. They catch the shark, hack off it’s fins and toss the poor bloody animal back into the sea. Also sharks are slow breeders. Which is why, despite the media banging on about shark attacks, they are becoming extinct.
Sorry to be a kill joy. However, if people who are reading this wish to help save a vital element in the ecological chain they should refuse to eat sharks’ fin soup, perhaps even to avoid Chinese restaurants who persist in selling this dish.
Ben Raue: That’s incredibly funny!