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Monthly Archives: May 2009

Crikey’s Deputy Editor has sent me this important photo.

Am I not beautiful? See my eyelashes, are they not beguiling?
Thank you Sophie. I don’t think anything else needs to be said.

The true truth about #lovelyoptus

I have created some hoohah. (Although it is only Twitter hoohah so I mean really, huh?) But anyway, here is how I hoohahed.
In this post here, I complained bitterly about how awful Optus customer service is. And their network. And their billing system. ALL TRUE!
I also drew an hilarious cartoon about it. Ha ha. You [...]

An absolute disgrace…

Now when I find stupid and hilarious things on the internet, I have to POST THEM MYSELF rather than have a member of Crikey’s Crack Editorial Web Unit post them for me.
Accordingly, I have posted something over here…
It is simply not good enough and Eric Beecher needs to take a long hard look at himself!

How the wondrous new t-shirt shop works…

This is exciting. Well, I am excited. You might not be. You might be indifferent or even reading this while you are asleep.
 
We have opened our firstdogonthemoon @ the house of crikey via redbubble, shop.
It is here:
http://crikeyshop.redbubble.com/
There are only a few images in there at the moment, lovely though they are. However, what you can [...]

I wrote a poem…

in today’s editorial meeting while everyone was talking about the ETS. So when I was talking about the ETS cartoon I was going to draw, I had to ask everyone to repeat themselves. I thought this was quite funny but I am not sure everyone else did.
Here is the poem.
I was a happy rubber band
but [...]

How entirely excellent is our new website?

A multiple choice questionnaire:
Entirely
Totally
Totally Entirely
Mostly Totally
Mostly sort of Entirely
Sandwich
I don’t like it (and expect to get my comment to be edited accordingly).
 
Just you wait until the new all singing all dancing all t-shirts all the time First Dog On The Moon interactive multimedia gallery arrives as well!
Just you wait.