No really. It is time for photos of reader’s pets. Send us your photos. Pets only, no people. Email them to me. Don’t make me come around to your house and secretly photograph your animals. Do the right thing and send them in before anyone gets hurt.
We will start with Venise’s cat Walnut
Front of Walnut
Back of Walnut
Feline coveting cat snoop “Fiona” is not allowed to have her own cat. So here is a privacy intruding snap of her neighbour’s cat “Benino”
The unsuspecting Benino
Someone claiming to be “Piers” has sent this photo of Jack taking advantage of Eileen who is obviously drunk. Alcopups!! hahaha I wrote that myself.
Jack and/or Eileen
And a photo I took of our new pet we got from the internet.
My new best friend
I mean you no harm
Here are three pictures of “Roxy” from “Sally”. We may never know what really happened but that green jumper is the bees knees!
The floor is lava
I don't know whether to fight it or have sex with it.
Of course you love me
And this is Pax who is a clearly a dignified and noble beast
Dignified and Noble Beast
So called “Justin” has sent this damming evidence of Owen and Phoebe caught in the act of having done something unspeakable only moments ago, just out of the frame.
They look guilty because they are.
“Amanda” has sent these photos of “Orly” who is a self confessed cushion pervert.
The cat is the stripey one
Caught in the act with most recent conquest
Someone calling themselves “Steve” obviously has no pets and yet for some reason has sent a number of photographs of horribly disfigured mutants he has cruelly named Cloud, Kingston and Woody.
I am not an animal! For the love of god let me be!
Is that you Mrs Harris? No, wait agggggghhhh
Look darling! The Shamwow! It's possessed!
Dignity, thy name is not Christmas
And here is possibly the most spoilt dog in the world. “Sara” has sent us these photos of her so called “dog” “Bernie”, who not only drives an American Car and has his own private sunbeam but is also allowed to “have his way with the carpet”.
How can you resist me?
Check the hottie! Oh wait, that's me! LOL!
What?
This story is best told in “Jasmine’s” own words: “Mihi was a stray who turned up one day in our student sharehouse slum, but refused to eat left-over spag-bol, so we thought she still had an owner feeding her. I gave her a slightly rediculous name (Mihingaarangi Forbes, after a journo on the tv) and by the time we figured out she lived with us now, the name had stuck. Having named her, I kept her, until I left the country a few years later, when she stayed behind with my ex. He looked after her for many more years until he too left the country, apon which she retired to warmer climes to live with a vet nurse friend of his. Eventually she died of old age, which is not a bad feat for a cat who had been in some sort of accident (car?) leading to an odd walking style, was abandoned, and survived the time I couldn’t afford to take her to the vet so I fed her antibiotics stolen from the lab at uni, mixed up with beef-stock.”
That is a lovely, if somewhat deluded tale, however the real tragedy of this story is that Mihi didn’t eat the left-over spag-bol because she is a tuft of grass.
Not a cat at all
Someone claiming to be “Virginia” has sent in these photos which are problematic for a number of reasons:
1. The black cat is supposedly called “Poot Poot” which is ridiculous and who would do that?
2. There is clearly an earthquake going on and yet “Virginia” endangers herself and her pets by trying to take a photo of “Fluffy” licking her chops.
I would suggest that like the Moon Landings this photo is a cunning fraud.
For my next trick, I will bite my own face off
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Gee, I didn’t expect to sound like such a psycho! I only take his photo when he’s in our yard. Honest!
[Firstdog says: So you lure him to your yard, and then you take photos of him? Interesting.]
sent my pic to your email is that right the dog is very excited is pestering me about when he is going up I think Fiona is a psycho by the way
Does Fiona have any cat recipes she can share?
NO! I love Benino, I just want to pick him up and squeeze him, but he’s too fast. I mean, he won’t let me. No, I mean … oh bugger.
Fiona is not helping her cause I think Benino is a cat in danger
can we vote for Crikey Pet of the Year? let’s make a trophy and a sash. and possible some sort of crown.
I vote Yes, cause all animals look great wearing things and they love it too. Whippets look great dressed up as those ice-walkers from The Empire Strikes Back, and cats just totally rock as Chewbacca!
What is your email address?
Well it is clear Pax will win but he would like something edible He doesn’t do sooky dog drizabones etc…. thinks they are for handbags..And the people who put that cat in a jumper should be arrested.
Orly has asked if the prize could possibly be a cushion…?
The
I love the photo of Roxy in a jumper – she looks so cosy and warm. I wouldn’t dare try it on Fluffy or Poot Poot. Poot Poot has never forgiven me for naming him Poot Poot. Putting him in a jumper would be the last straw. Has anyone seen this site before? cuteoverload.com
Poot Poot ? do u stand in the street calling that out? Cat must run and hide. There is far too much of this animal humiliation going on. Jumpers on cats ears on dogs silly names… animals are people too you know
I think he tries to get to the door before I call out his name.
Orly looks like he wouldn’t object to being picked up and squeezed. I vote for Orly.
Fiona is at it again now trying to live vicariously through Orly. the woman is a menace.
PS she is welcome to try squeezing my cat but only after signing a waiver relieving me of any obligation to pay her medical bills,.
I like Jack & Eileen, will send in a pic of Bob, when I have worked out how to do it, all the other contenders might be too good for Bob, their owners are obviously more technically minded.
My vote goes to Pax, the dignified and noble beast!
Tim,
Do I know you?
Pax
Dear First Dog,
Walnut apologizes for being so late to write to you and to thank you for showing everyone her ‘fine self’ Pardon me if I paws for a moment…lengthy break for a wash and a brush up…It’s all too much for her but she is ever so pleased about it!