Heavens to betsy! That last post is full up to pussies bow with adorable pet photos and snide remarks about readers and their animals, so I shall start another one. Keep sending them in because it is not like I have a real job. If you would like to be insulted along with the beast you most love email me your pet photos!
Anyway, infamous drunkard “Alison” has sent this photo of her tormented cat Tumi
Come over here so I can punch your face in
The giant clam waits for the hapless scuba diver
Then there is this adorable misshapen creature whose photo was sent in by Professional Labrador Abductor “Jo”
Loses innocence in 3 2 1...
Recovering from loss of innocence
The late Elvis phase
According to “Alan” this is a cat named Mistress Smudge, however that is ridiculous it is clearly a Reverse Albino Skunk Ferret
Reverse Albino Skunk Ferret
This is Flea, who is not a Flea but a dog. It is friends with that other dog from before.
What a handsome beast
Some pervert has sent photos of “Mittens” who is clearly dead. Who sends photographs of dead kittens to complete strangers?
I am clearly dead
Wait, I feel better
Back from the beyond the grave! Just to let you know that god is a huge cat and you are all in a lot of trouble.
This would be the photo of the day…
I hate you
If it wasn’t for this one
I said I do NOT wish to see the Dauphin! Send him away
This one is pretty good too… I love the inevitability, the inherent tension, the crazy dog eyes!
And this is the cover of Bernard Keane’s latest album “All my Emo Pets”
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It’s like Funniest Home Videos without audio. Take that any way you like.
I’m entranced! They are all so adorable, every single one. Why aren’t humans as loveable?
Tumi’s never forgiven me for that collar.
Tumi is quite right. Tumi shld have new owners. Cat abuse is not nice
PS Alison is that Tumi in the plastic bag as well Another failed assassination attempt? Really it is too much
Yes, it is Tumi in the plastic bag. However it was all her own doing. I swear! I think that she was hoping to be mistaken for the rubbish and thrown out so she could escape.
Dear Alison,
we don’t believe you first you get the cat involved in some sick HMV fantasy and then you try the old stick your head in this bag trick. Tumi is a cat in danger.
More readers’ pets! More readers’ pets!
[Firstdog says: This is the funniest post in the thread!]
I agree it is just too slack. If First Dog would just stop humping that Matt bloke’s leg and get his priorities right we and our pets would be a whole lot happier.
My wife doesn’t understand why this is funny.