Here are some more. MORE! It’s a never ending stream of pet photos. Readers’ pets, readers’ pets, readers’ pets. You think I can’t handle all of the photos of Readers’ pets? I laugh at your insignificant quantity of pet photos. You call this too many pet photos? You have seen nothing.
And most importantly they are all adorable. Every single one.
Except for Claire’s dog Anne Hathaway who has no back legs
I have no back legs
And also this one whose name is Katherine Heigl
A two legged dog! I can't bear to look.
Then we have “Roy”. As you can see from this photo he is horribly disfigured, has no legs at all and also a human hand growing out the side of his head! What an abomination he is! His owner is trying to dull the pain by drinking vodka out of a plastic cup while sitting on top of a hill.
My turn! My turn!
Meanwhile Beyonce is practising for her planned tightrope walk on the clothesline.
A dog with no legs you say? How awful!
And then along comes an animal who is as close to perfect as you could hope for.
Why have you come here earthling?
Unlike this one that appears to be living in the scrub behind the garden shed.
The last thing Michael Jackson saw before he died. True!
Cruelty has many faces…
No really, I love it! I'll wear it to work tomorrow.
Meanwhile…
Hello Firstdog,
Please put me back in my tube.
But if you really want to know how to photograph your pet, look no further than this. This is not an actual reader’s pet because it is a cat from the internet. But you get the idea. Some might suggest this is cruel, others might suggest it is hilarious because they are brutes.
Off with his head!
I found this because I follow @clembastow on Twitter.
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Can we submit videos of our pets doing funny stuff? You cld have three categories short medium and long category. Full length features must be restricted to more than 30 minutes but not more than one hour.
What sort of pet have you got if it can be funny for 30 – 60 minutes at a time???? A pet stand-up comic? A pet Tony Abbott?
My pets are funnier when they asleep than Tony Abbott. Except when he is claiming SBS sound men as his love child. That was funny even funnier was the look of relief on face of soundman when he discovered he didn’t have to call Tony “Dad”.
My everyone else is a selfish bastard thing are those people who either honk their horns irritably or just drive at me because I’m standing on one of those median strips that are just painted lines. You know, those ones that people like to overtake on or use them to cut through to the right hand turn lane. I was yelled at to get off the road by a girl inexplicably wearing pink bunny ears this morning.