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Monthly Archives: September 2009

I have been quite busy

September 30, 2009 – 12:59 pm

No really, I haven’t blogged in ages. I had the flu for a bit, and I was doing a video for Q and A which took three days! They normally only take one day. Whew!
Then there was the football – and we know how that went.
And then I did the Andrew Robb cartoon which (IMHO) [...]

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Slobbering buffoons and their hideously deformed pets – 7

September 15, 2009 – 8:19 pm

Enough! You are all parasites.
We start with Eloise and her deranged, anthropomorphised over-bred hounds. Or perhaps it is just one monstrously mutated two-headed dog covered up by a cheap polyester duvet from Target.
Suddenly they are launched into Hyperspace where cryogenically frozen Walt Disney tries to fiddle with them.
This one is also Walt Disney Magic up [...]

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Animals who should be rescued from their drunken owners #57 Lovingly catalogued by First Dog On The Moon

September 8, 2009 – 4:25 pm

I have been sent this photo by someone claiming to be “Alan”, it is of an angry monkey and has clearly been photoshopped.

If you look at it from this angle it is even more obvious that it is some kind of upside down angry monster bat ape confounded by its own reflection.

Meanwhile some other more [...]

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Your stupid, crippled pets: their photos lovingly disfigured (number 17 in a series of at least 17)

September 3, 2009 – 4:11 pm

See now what you have done? With your constant pet photo whining? I have become a defacer of pet photos
Rosemary suggests that her so-called “cat” is in fact the Virgin Mary and has been reincarnated as a petulant tabby with a fear of heights. Who’d have thought it?
And look here! Marcel Marceau is reincarnated as [...]

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