See now what you have done? With your constant pet photo whining? I have become a defacer of pet photos
Rosemary suggests that her so-called “cat” is in fact the Virgin Mary and has been reincarnated as a petulant tabby with a fear of heights. Who’d have thought it?
I'm not coming down until you promise not immaculately concept me ever again
And look here! Marcel Marceau is reincarnated as this ugly animal! Apparently this diseased looking corgi border collie cross “Benji” thinks it is a cat. And a mime.
I am in a glass box.
This poor, terrified, earless creature is being tormented for simple and tawdry purpose of appearing on this very blog. It is allegedly known as Ned the Noodle, but it is clearly not a noodle of any variety at all. It is a Cannoli.
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“Take your filthy hands off me in hyperspace, Walt Disney!” has to be one of the most wonderful sentences in the English language ever.
LOL!! Although I notice you still haven’t got to my malformed pet. Exactly how many pictures of hideous, crippled pets are languishing in your inbox?
Three pets, that’s it! Where is my Burmese – whose photo I lovingly sent on August 15th with the whispered promise of internet adulation. What do you do all day other than pinch equinoxes. And by the way, you owe me – spelling correction Sarah Palin moose cartoon – remember!
Even I cld work out that the bottom five pics are of the same animal at at me when other people’s pets are still awaiting their chance at immortality How much longer will this be allowed to go on? Who is your supervisor?
I agree with Durutti – let’s take this to the higher ups. Sign on to the FDOTM accountability campaign.
We need a name I not talking to someone in Bombay about this
Campaign acronym FGFAFF (Fair Go For All Furry Friends).
Catchy..AL
You’ve done it now! The floodgates have been opened!
Yes 2 minutes of my life, but totally worth it*. The Walt Disney ones were worth the price of admission alone.
* And by that, I mean wow-that-was-a-waste-of-time-but-so-very-worth-it kind of worth it.
Rosemary’s cat has every reason to feel petulant being nothing but a head and body and it’s easy to have trust issues when you have no claws to fall back on…
Rosemary’s cat should count herself lucky at least she got a run. What about the other pets waiting in vain? A johnston’s Burmese waiting since August 15 for instance. My cat got a run but was so horribly defamed she has not ventured from the house since. She already had body image issues brought about by the fact that she is big boned First Dog’s cheap shot at her in his caption has just compounded this. I think he has issues with cats
Rosemary’s cat…lucky? Can’t you see she/he is sending out a cry for help by balancing precariously one the edge of the shed? And who in their right mind eats tuna salad anymore? My cats don’t even consider it a palatable option anymore. Maybe we should send Fiona around to rescue Rosemary’s cat. We could kill (OK stun) two birds(?) with one stone…Fiona may stop her comments about wanting to squeeze everything and Rosemary’s cat would have someone to carry her around all day.
Is Fiona back or is she still sooking?
I thought the promise of a log cat may bring her out of hiding…
I agree with Durutticolumn, FD clearly has issues with cats, photos of mine emailed 11 Aug still have not seen the light of day and they are all very cute. I bet if someone sent him a photo of their *ant farm* he would put it online instantly with a complimentary caption.
You have trouble on yr hands here FD you have been warned
a href=”http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/08/31/funny-pictures-end-of-the-tunnel/”>see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Durutti is reminding me of a schoolboy with a crush throwing rocks. Vaguely irritating yet cute.
Tks Joal whatever it is you trying to say
I don’t think FD has issues with cats…cats have issues with everyone…they stare at you as if they hate you when the have their photo taken which is not a pleasing visage…in the interests of variety maybe FD has not included every cat photo that falls into his in tray…(btw I have two cats whom I love dearly but I am unbiased about their appearance in photographs…I can almost see the antipathy being transmitted through their whiskers)
How come you call yrself chinadog and you claim to have two cats. ? I got news for you old china the cats stare at you as if they hate you because they do. Your post is very disloyal to two loyal moggies and they know it. I suspect you could be Fiona sockpuppetting. My loyal cats only looks at me with love and respect. u gotta give it to get it Chinadog.
You are just fooling youself Durrutti if you think that cats are the sweet, velvety creatures they purport to be…dogs at least cover you with spit quite honestly while cats do it covertly by licking their fur then having you stroke them (and btw my moggies sleep with me *in* my bed whereas poor old China sleeps under it)
yr making this up Chinadog now I know you are fiona sockpupetting
No, I am Not Fiona, but a strawman manipulated by the rulers of the house, known as Natasha and Boy Cat, to further our quest for world domination. Thank you Durutti. Now…Take us to your Leader…
As you shld know followers of durutti have no leaders but my cat may be seen on the second series of pets pics the one cruelly described as a reverse skunk ferret
Our sincere commiserations to Mistress Smudge…and pfft to FD…
I should add that followers of durutti is a contradiction in terms, as the better educated among u wld know. I shd also add that the cat has been living under the wardrobe since that post by Fd and refuses to come out.
Marow, a saucer of cream over here please…
Ok that’s enough. If this keeps up for another minute, I’ll pull over and the two of you can walk home.
I want to speak to your supervisor And he started it
And I have been messing with telstra for four days so you don’t bloody frighten me I want to kill someone Five bloody days I told them to check their cable box in the streets no no it is problem with yr computer finally man comes and guess what there is a problem with cable in street he replaced heavily corroded cable and gee it all works Who bloody knew???????? But I digress. What u gunna do abt my cat under the wardrobe?
As for Telstra, seems like an ID 10 T error to me…as for the Mistress Smudge, use that saucer of cream…lol
I’m not talking to you so spare me the saucer of milk Lols I’m talking to the bloody dog
Dear FD,
Please post some more pictures of ‘moggies’ tout de suite…it’s anarchy down here…
Yours sincerely,
chinadog