No really, I haven’t blogged in ages. I had the flu for a bit, and I was doing a video for Q and A which took three days! They normally only take one day. Whew!
Then there was the football – and we know how that went.
And then I did the Andrew Robb cartoon which (IMHO) was one of my best in ages and I always get a bit thingy after something like that.
And nobody liked the ant one. Bastards.
But people are still sending pet photos which is nice. It did get a bit weird there for a while. I will get round to them all eventually.
I am thinking of calling the next pet post “People too unstable to own pets, and their pets”. Which is hilarious. I am so funny.
It is actually a quote from a commenter but I can’t remember who.
Anyway.

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The Andrew Robb cartoon was a landmark cartoon, and it will rival the one of the leunig guy watching the sun rise on his TV as the same happens outside his window. It was that seredipitously good. Also give yourself some slack you hit something like 14 home runs in a row with the cartoons before ant-gate (couldn’t resist sorry). I mean the cartoons were sensationally good, not just chuckle worthy.
I have a t-shirt draw full of your t-shirts, I’m waiting for FDOTM neckties, cravats and boxer shorts (well maybe not the boxer shorts). Stop beating yourself up over ants. My cubicle is covered with FDOTM wallpaper. Cheer up. You deserve it.
I liked the ant one, but the experience was compromised by desperately trying, and failing, to come up with an ending for your joke. But the line “ants are hilarious” is indisputably hilarious.
Harden up dog.
Just because I was bitten by an ant as a child and have never gotten over it.
There’s no need to go all sooky and start acting like a prima dogga. ;-)
Cheer up and remember…..It’s Fuckoftober tomorrow!!!…..For a whole month!!!
The possibilities are wondrously endless.
P.S. Add me to the list who think that the Andrew Robb cartoon was of your finest.
C’mon people grow a pair all this egregious pocket moistening FD been busy and the footy and nobody like the ant cartoon (I did) Stop sooking you have a highly paid high profile media job you know Matt preston you have barry hall (we just missed the big Fev shit bomb)
Meanwhile my poor cat remains under the wardrobe. And while I think of it where is Fiona the vicarious pet owner?
PS the possum eating the little kids snacks remains my all time favourite God I’m doing it now.
You’ll have to wring out your trousers FD
I’m sorry but Death of Capitalism is the best, the only way it could be better is if it also contained bad parking girl.