I have been lied to. Apparently someone on the internet has misrepresented not only themselves but this innocent dog.
I have received this email from Satan:
Hey Dawg,
Good to see you liked the portrait of Tyson and the rest of the family.
Best evaah!
I didn’t think you’d actually post it, but now that it’s up I should tell you I nicked it from a site called awkwardfamilyphotos.com (in case someone claims plagiarism or murdoch-style kleptomania).
I like the peace symbol on the trousers and the baby’s hand on the trigger.
I also loved ‘political correctness’ making custard. Do all abstract concepts made flesh have cute underbites?
So called “Chris”
Not only am I in shock, hurt and dismayed but also in shock. I suppose, due diligence and the internet and so on but who has the time to check for FRAUDULENT PET PHOTOS what kind of sick weirdo does that?! Now the donations from this blog will stop flowing to the Home for Wayward Lonely Urchins Who Are Hungry And Sad and it is your fault INTERNET CHARLATAN.
So that is it really, no more pets for you! Lying liars who lie!
I want the boys who did this to come and see me after assembly. You may think this is hilarious but it is not.
This is hilarious.
King Noodle
[Previous now not true post]
I love this photo.
I love that these creatures are all in the tub together. With a pink gun.
I don’t understand.
We mean you no harm
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Bathroom products that didn’t quite make it:
Dog sponges
Baby shaped plug floats
AK47 Soap
It’s like when there is a spider trapped in the bath when you go to have your morning shower.
Only worse.
that’s the ugliest dog (?) in the ugliest bathroom I’ve ever seen.
There you go FD you should have published at least one of my cute cat photos after all then this might not have happened.
PS I got the Kevin Rudd’s cat and Kevin Rudd’s dog socks but they have elastic at the tops and I am not allowed to wear them cos I’m one of those people whose ankles swell up. Life is SO complicated :(
Somebody lying lied on the intertubes? my god man, quickly, to the Twittercave!
Where does this leave my cat? Still under the bloody wardrobe with Fiona while you are being hoaxed
SEnd them back Moira they obviously duds
Durutti (sic) is that your rug there in the bathtub? I can see your white shoes in the mirror, recognise them Retros anywhere.
I’m wearing my rug
Durutti Column (the band not sick) Buenaventura Durruti (sic) My name is an homage to both The white shoes are of course volleys
That avatar sure don’t like like no Tony Wilson or Al Erasmus. You are Durruted there. Why did you paint the Remington .22 pink, FFS?
Mr Onthemoon, I overheard two boys, Column and Madden, talking about the terrible prank that was played on you.
I think they might be “so called “Chris”".
Please don’t punish us all for their bad behaviour and bring back the cute little animals.
The HFWLUWAHAS needs the money too. Urchins are saddening as we speak.
I get it. It is Top Cat reversed. Apart from that I know nussing, nussing.
Frank Joint Homages always pose these difficulties. Pink guns were in vogue in Barcelona in the mid 30s
In vogue? In vogue? Wot sort of lattesippin view of histery is dis anyway? Frankly, or not, Twy’s biten one’s shy now, eh?
Moondog, Durrootie sold his dobermans for medical experiments. Just so you know who you dealing with.
Enzo Pink guns in Barcelona quite the rage it is after all the city of GaudI As for the dobermans, they volunteered
Oh oh, the rambla strikes again. But in real life on LP, a Cathater on the prowl threatens Enzo with pinky pump action shottie: http://larvatusprodeo.net/2009/10/18/lazy-sunday-81/#comments
Oh, that’s a gun? I thought it was that strange toy that Brendan Favola sometimes waves around!