Crikey

I appear in today’s The Australian. Not just any The Australian, but the The Australian. I wrote a really long hilarious thing and it got edited because that is journalism. It is still funny even though most of the hilarious jokes didn’t fit like the one about the whippet. You can actually read it if [...]

Crikey’s Senior Sports Correspondent, Airports Reporter and Beard Expert First Dog on the Moon has been interviewed in depth regarding the possibility of Ben Hudson’s Beard captaining the Western Bulldogs next year

Dear Diary, Things I am doing on Thursday 8.45 am RRR which is radio 11.30 am 774 which is also radio 1.30 pm Book Signing which is a Book Signing and is also hilarious The book signing is at Carlton Readings apparently… http://www.readings.com.au/event/first-dog-on-the-moon-aka-andrew-marlton-book-signing And then a nice nap. hahahahah I just reread this post and [...]

I wrote a book. It is called “The story of The Christmas Story” and I think it is both adorable and hilarious even more so than usual. You can read about the book but not read the actual book here. Then you can go here and buy it and then you can read it (eventually). [...]

Today’s guest post is by Racist Wallaby who is from the internet. I would count @Racistwallaby amongst my internet friends except he is both a racist and a wallaby. Why I Oppose the NBN, and So Should You by Racist Wallaby We have heard a lot of Emu talk about the National Broadband Network (NBN) [...]