Crikey

Today the Coalition promised to COME DOWN HARD on people with knives who are stabby. Look out users of knives (other than people on masterchef and people making toast etc) Be afraid! Did you know there are well organised National Knife Gangs terrorising innocent suburbs on a Federal Basis? True! Here is exclusive footage we [...]

Aren’t they embarrassed? Seriously, do they simply feel no shame? Perhaps their shame glands are missing! Poor disfigured missing-shame-gland News Ltd editorial team. Perhaps it is a psychological condition, because surely they cannot willingly, consciously pretend that it is anything other than an ideological crusade. They do of course pretend it is anything other. Hilarious. [...]

The Great Debate It wasn’t so great. It was kind of disappointing. The Greatly Disappointing Debate! And no-one was particularly surprised by that either. The Unsurprisingly Greatly Disappointing Debate! It turns out the debate was really the contest between two worms! Haha worm joke. Or even 5 worms! The Channel 7 worm/s won the worm-off. [...]

Cow-based Election joke! I got half off this joke off Twitter and wrote the other half myself. Twitter and I are hilarious. This campaign is apparently different because it is the Federal Election Campaign During Which Twitter Was In Existence 2010! Its a Twampaign. If you spend any time looking at the stuff that pops [...]

Today started extra early because I had to get into the office and interview the ABC Interpretive Dance Bandicoot (now on twitter @dancebandicoot). The low point of the day was watching Julia pike out on the Gay Marriage debate. She really can be a pill. At the time of writing, Julie Bishop is flapping around [...]