2011

Oh my goodness! Here is your handy spoken word guided tour of my exhibition The Universe According to First Dog on the Moon in the form of a Podcast! My first one ever! I am quite excited. If you download it on to your mp3 player, and then go and walk through the exhibition whilst listening [...]

There is a wonderful exhibition space underneath Flinders St Station that calls itself Platform. More specifically it is under De Graves St with access from the Train bit of the station and Flinders St itself. Thousands of Melbourne’s finest commuters pass through it every single day. Woo! I will be exhibiting there from the December [...]

For reasons which are not immediately clear I am “performing” a “spoken word piece” at the St Kilda MeMo Theatre Climate Change Poetry Slam on Friday the 7th. There will be cartooning, there will be words and so far that is all I have. Possibly also Giant Parasites. Here are a bunch of images of [...]

Welcome to First Dog’s Time Machine! On this day in 2009… Crikey ran this Liberal Leadership board game in the daily email. It’s not EVEN IN THE ARCHIVE – It was run in the email only, so it is has never been heard of since. It is like a little slice of perfectly preserved pristine [...]

I don’t mean to alarm you, but Facebook is positively infested with Koalas. That may seem improbable, given that the Facebook lads are fairly on the ball when it comes to removing objectionable content, but the the evidence is readily available. Just look at the number of “fan pages” out there dedicated to activities that could only [...]

Here at Crickey we still love Climate Scientists even though all of the lies they tell and their CONSPIRACY against HUMANITY with their attempts to GENOCIDE the human race with GREEN EUGENICS. Putting the TRUTH aside for a moment, everyone needs a hug even pawns of the UNITED NATIONS. And when we all celebrated Hug [...]

Hey Science fans! Today is international Hug a Climate Scientist Day. Time to get your low carbon hugging pants on! Here at Crikey, we are not ashamed to say we totally dig Climate Scientists and are quite upset that people want to threaten and frighten them (or anyone else ever of course). That is why [...]

The other day we started having a conversation on twitter about knitted lawyers, I can’t remember why. And I suggested that they should be knitted, potoroo lawyers, as one does. The utterly brilliant @fmowat (who is responsible for the Knitted Dalek) got involved in the conversation and decided she would actually do it. She produced… [...]

Who doesn’t love a flow chart? Nobody! Certainly not reader Tim who sent this in to First Dog on the Moon Fair Trade Enterprises for his moment of Customer Service Support Team glory.