About First Dog
Mr Onthemoon might actually be an AFL player who was drafted to the Western Bulldogs with pick 13 in the 1999 National Draft although it is unlikely. He would like to be someone who has played many positions throughout his career and who during the 2005 season cemented a place as a small Centre half forward. He sometimes thinks about how he could have kicked 33 goals from this position and how his overhead marking and leading ability would have been invaluable to the team. As part of the leadership group he could have led his younger team mates by great example across the half forward line. He is also a Jetsetter and Bon Vivant who lives in a secret hideout near Whitten Oval with a dog, a cat and a fetching brace of highly opinionated ladies.