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Forgery! Seal the compound! Cavity search everyone!
October 11, 2009 – 9:44 pm
I have been lied to. Apparently someone on the internet has misrepresented not only themselves but this innocent dog.
I have received this email from Satan:
Hey Dawg,
Good to see you liked the portrait of Tyson and the rest of the family.
Best evaah!
I didn’t think you’d actually post it, but now that it’s up I should tell [...]
I have been quite busy
September 30, 2009 – 12:59 pm
No really, I haven’t blogged in ages. I had the flu for a bit, and I was doing a video for Q and A which took three days! They normally only take one day. Whew!
Then there was the football – and we know how that went.
And then I did the Andrew Robb cartoon which (IMHO) [...]
Slobbering buffoons and their hideously deformed pets – 7
September 15, 2009 – 8:19 pm
Enough! You are all parasites.
We start with Eloise and her deranged, anthropomorphised over-bred hounds. Or perhaps it is just one monstrously mutated two-headed dog covered up by a cheap polyester duvet from Target.
Suddenly they are launched into Hyperspace where cryogenically frozen Walt Disney tries to fiddle with them.
This one is also Walt Disney Magic up [...]
Animals who should be rescued from their drunken owners #57 Lovingly catalogued by First Dog On The Moon
September 8, 2009 – 4:25 pm
I have been sent this photo by someone claiming to be “Alan”, it is of an angry monkey and has clearly been photoshopped.
If you look at it from this angle it is even more obvious that it is some kind of upside down angry monster bat ape confounded by its own reflection.
Meanwhile some other more [...]
Your stupid, crippled pets: their photos lovingly disfigured (number 17 in a series of at least 17)
September 3, 2009 – 4:11 pm
See now what you have done? With your constant pet photo whining? I have become a defacer of pet photos
Rosemary suggests that her so-called “cat” is in fact the Virgin Mary and has been reincarnated as a petulant tabby with a fear of heights. Who’d have thought it?
And look here! Marcel Marceau is reincarnated as [...]
There is nothing more that needs to be said…
August 31, 2009 – 12:55 pm
First Dog On the Moon, walking the walk…
This is the cartoon I am entering into the Walkleys
August 26, 2009 – 10:53 pm
A Walkley entry requires a 400 word “accompanying statement”, which is not a requirement, but I have to say SOMETHING. Normally I would be able to string a few words together to help the judges understand why this is a work of unparalleled charm and hilarious topical magnificence that looms over Australian Cartooning like some [...]
I am being hassled to do another blog post
August 25, 2009 – 1:17 pm
Jesus wept! I just give and give until I have nothing left, and still you vultures demand more!
So here is a picture of a coconut macaroon. Are you happy now?
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