The Dow is a root vegetable

Nothing that has happened in the last few weeks has done anything to change my mind on this … pet theory, offered only half in jest: markets should only be reported once a month. Thus: “The Dow went up and down on an almost hourly basis over the past month, the net result has been a slight decline. And now, in sport … ” And we should all walk more. Probably plant a small orchard, and certainly grow our own vegetables. Developing a touch for watercolours would be good. And there you will be, painting under a tree nibbling your own carrot. Oblivious. And never mind the markets.