A salute to Tim Holding

It’s probably safe to assume that tomorrow’s talkback — especially the Neil Mitchell grumpfest — will swing to attack Victorian Water Minister Tim Holding, for you know, walking alone, in the cold, after dark.

The indignant callers will presumably turn on the Bullimore-like expense of the search and recovery. blah blah.

And there’s some point in all that. A single acronym for Tim: EPIRB.

Anyway, all that said and noted I’d just like to say how wonderful it is to have a senior politician in this state who takes some joy in a solitary embrace of wild nature. That to me speaks volumes for the man’s soul.

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7 Comments

  1. Neil Walker
    Posted September 1, 2009 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    Tim Holding is the new Chuck Norris. Chopper found him and told him to soften the f–k down.

  2. Kersebleptes
    Posted September 1, 2009 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

    He will be Captain Feathertop.

    And at some point he’ll have to take a walk back up there (with an EPIRB, and one or two “public-interest” journalistic suckerfish, of course).

  3. Frank Campbell
    Posted September 2, 2009 at 9:49 am | Permalink

    Holding the new Putin? Or Thoreau with a portfolio?

    Mr. Green, your kindness instantly shamed me. I felt like a churl. But only briefly. When he went missing, I naturally hoped that dim Tim would be returned to his nearest and most expensive. But there are many unanswered questions: climbing alone in a snowfield in hiking boots; refusing help when offered; “falling” 100 metres but remaining uninjured; staying put just below the snowline for how long?; being “disoriented” (when and why?); no EPIRB; didn’t phone (coverage? battery?); saying he was going to walk to Harrietville, i.e. descend the mountain off-track.

    Perhaps he’s just an obsessive fitness nerd with a superhero streak. He’s no Bullimore, but journos should now extract the full story without compunction.

  4. SBH
    Posted September 2, 2009 at 11:25 am | Permalink

    Still, not a patch on John Stanhope’s stripped to the waist, helicopter pilot rescue. (looks quite a bit like Clark Kent he does)

  5. lindsayb
    Posted September 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm | Permalink

    Perhaps those who choose to walk alone (in the mountains, without crampons, snow shoes, snow rated tent pegs) without an EPIRB could/should contribute to their rescue costs? Tim should be very glad that none of his rescuers was injured while searching for him.
    Imagine what a wonderful example Tim could have provided to tourists and others about the benefits of carrying an EPIRB. He could have been rescued for a fraction of the cost (to taxpayers) in a fraction of the time at much reduced risk and inconvenience to others.
    I hope we can rely on the pipeline and desal plant planning being a bit more rigorous than the trip plan for Feathertop.
    Perhaps this incident just demonstrates a lack of accountability by our leaders because if anything goes wrong, it’s not them that pay.

  6. Jos Cull
    Posted September 2, 2009 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

    lindsayb, I personally think he did set a wonderful example of the benefits of carrying an EPIRB. He could have died.

  7. Hamish Coffee
    Posted September 3, 2009 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    Now all the kids will want to do it.

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