No, that’s meant to be the fluff piece at the end of the news
Right now, The Age website is leading with a football result.
I know what you’re thinking – that’s news? That’s a lead story?
Well, it’s more of a lead story than MAN ON A TIGHTROPE CROSSES WATERFALLS MANY HAVE CROSSED BEFORE ALSO ON TIGHTROPES AND CARRYING ITEMS TO MAKE IT MORE CHALLENGING.
Which is what news.com.au and THE FREAKING ABC are leading with:
So we’re in the strange position of having to compliment The Age for not beating up a silly non-story from the wire. No wonder these are the End Times for Pure Poison.