We are proud to present a special piece of merchandise that marks the occasion of Bryce McGain’s debut.
Thirty six years after being spawned Bryce McGain made his long-awaited Test debut under Table Mountain against the South Africans. The world witnessed an amazing spectacle that no test bowler will ever be able to emulate, on debut no less.
Bryce has set the cricket world alight, like an effigy. No one could foresee the affect he would have on world cricket. Few players have waited longer than Bryce, and no one has made a more exciting debut.
To commemorate his performance at Cape Town we have put together a limited offer:
The Bryce McGain Memorial G String.
The G string is unsoiled (wicket less), and is perfect for the person looking for the ultimate first date f@#*ing, I’m talking about the pounding of all poundings, something you can never recover from.
Limited to 149, but best you get in quick, they will go fast.
While Jarrod is new to Crikey, for quite some time he has been darkening the towels over at cricket with balls.

