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The reason Shoaib Ahktar is going to miss the World Twenty20 Cup

May 22, 2009 – 6:55 am, by Jarrod Kimber

Genital Warts.

Is this the point where Mark Nicholas says “Oh Boy. Who writes his scripts?”.

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4 Comments

  1. Leigh Josey
    Posted May 22, 2009 at 8:46 am | Permalink

    Trapped in front of middle and leg?

  2. Leigh Josey
    Posted May 22, 2009 at 8:58 am | Permalink

    Courtesy of Crikey’s Jonathan Green: “It will be a while until he gets a maiden again”

  3. Christine Johnson
    Posted May 22, 2009 at 11:44 am | Permalink

    Can’t he slip on a pair of baggies and carry the drinks?

  4. Christine Johnson
    Posted May 22, 2009 at 11:48 am | Permalink

    Silly question retracted.
    “The medical board has reported that Shoaib Akhtar was suffering from genital viral warts and electrofulgration was done on May 12th 2009,” the statement explained.

    “They further stated that his wound, though healing, needs further care and treatment for another minimum ten days for the purpose of healing and to achieve skin cover.

    Skin cover? WTF did they do to him?

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