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Best man left bleeding after being hit in head by flying dildo

The Northern Territory News once again has staked its claim for Best Headline of the year!

Entertainment for Peter Rolih’s pre-wedding buck’s party was inspired by that famous scene of the woman expelling the ping pong balls in the comedy film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. But this time the projectiles were not little celluloid objects but something rather more solid. And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts, best man Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, found himself in the firing line. As the Rupert Murdoch ownedNorthern Territory News reports this morning, Mr Skumavc was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy – measuring about 12cm in length.

Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih’s wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong. The darting dildo drama unfolded on December 28 in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane.

Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party. …

He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.

“It wasn’t a strong shot (when it hit me in the head),” he said. “It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle.”

“She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other,” he said.

“Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding. It was my turn and it landed straight on my forehead.

“She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine … then I touched my forehead and there was blood.”

Mr Skumavc had difficulties describing the tearaway toy in detail.

“I don’t have a massive experience with dildos,” he said. The scars left by the offending object have since healed, but Mr Skumavc said the story was still very much alive.

“People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury),” he said.

You will find the inspirational scene from Priscilla here.

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    Angra
    Posted February 12, 2011 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

    Brilliant! Maybe we should equip our sadly depleted Naval forces with such human cannons. I sure aspiring boat people would flee in horror at such penile projectiles.

    (PS. I’m curious, how do they do it? Must be some pretty outstanding muscle control)

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    mario romano
    Posted August 21, 2011 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    I would really want the number of the lady!!! I mean flying dildos hurting men like him is extraordinary. I want to see that lady hit me with that thing. Personally, I would prefer her doing those extraordinary stuffs that she do, but hitting me with her props is another story. – Mario Romano

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    Matthew Romeo
    Posted July 26, 2013 at 3:24 am | Permalink

    am I the only one struck by the perfect coincidence of there being an add with a carrot in it below him?

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