TV Highlights
Q&A: Is The Royal Romance Over? (ABC1, 8:30pm), Party Down (ABC2, 8:30pm), Star Trek: The Next Generation (Eleven, 9:30pm).

Assigned Reading

• Charlie Sheen is Australia-bound. Or so says Scott Dooley.
• Days of Our Lives and Young & The Restless are set to hire a bunch of actors dumped after the cancellation of All My Children and One Life To Live.
• Foxtel will again revive Fox Footy, only this time it’ll be known as Foxtel AFL.

On The Tube
In fairness to the Royal Family, why should they involve themselves in something that will serve only to embarass them?