An NY friend passed on this parody and it is too perfect.

Two faves:

1) ‘Hurt me,’ she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. ‘Very well,’ I replied, ‘You’ve got fat ankles and no dress sense.’

2) My whole body shuddered as she entered my Man Cave. I really must get a padlock for the shed door.

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