Congratulations, Sally Morell, you’ve written a column that is 100% Twitterable — a fantastic achievement for somebody who hates Twitter! Every single paragraph in your piece is 140 characters or less.*
And congratulations also, Sally, for turning your Herald Sun column into an Agony Aunt podium from which to tell other people how to live their lives by giving them smug advice they didn’t ask for, based on assumed information in turn based on gossip, and using criteria they may not share.
If I were Sonia Kruger, I’d have Todd McKenney’s baby. Now.
* Disclosure: one paragraph is 141 characters but is still tweetable if you leave off the full stop.