Right now, The Age website is leading with a football result.

I know what you’re thinking – that’s news? That’s a lead story?

Well, it’s more of a lead story than MAN ON A TIGHTROPE CROSSES WATERFALLS MANY HAVE CROSSED BEFORE ALSO ON TIGHTROPES AND CARRYING ITEMS TO MAKE IT MORE CHALLENGING.

Which is what news.com.au and THE FREAKING ABC are leading with:


That’s not exactly what “truly” means.


“Make news.com.au your homepage” – No.

So we’re in the strange position of having to compliment The Age for not beating up a silly non-story from the wire. No wonder these are the End Times for Pure Poison.

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